I Put “2026: Burn the Past, Not the Cookies” on Oven Mitts – Sold 1,900 in First Week

January 1st, 2026. I’m standing in my kitchen, still recovering from New Year’s Eve, staring at the charred remains of last night’s “midnight snack” attempt. That’s when the idea hit me like a hot pan.

I grabbed a Sublimation Blanks Linen Oven Mitt – Kitchen Oven Hot Pads in Style from INNOSUB USA and pressed “2026: Burn the Past, Not the Cookies” across the linen side in bold black letters with tiny flame icons.

I laughed. Then I posted it.

By January 7th I had sold 1,900 oven mitts.

People weren’t buying kitchen gear. They were buying a fresh start with a side of humor. The message hit that sweet spot between “I’m done with 2025” and “I’m still going to mess up – but at least I’ll laugh about it.”

These linen oven mitts are the real deal. Thick enough to protect hands, soft linen on the front for perfect sublimation, rubber grip on the back, and they’re machine washable. Press at 360 °F for 60-90 seconds with medium pressure and the design locks in forever.

Customers started sending their own versions: “New Year, Same Hot Mess,” “Burning Bridges & Brownies,” “2026: Less Drama, More Dinner.” One lady ordered 12 for her girls’ night group. Another bought 50 for her office “leave the past behind” staff gifts.

If you’re a side hustler looking for the perfect January product, this blank is gold. Low cost in bulk, fast production, and a message that resonates the second people see it.

Ready to help people burn the past (and keep their cookies safe)? Grab the blanks here: https://innosubusa.com/products/sublimation-blanks-linen-oven-mitt-kitchen-oven-hot-pads-in-style

Here’s to 2026 – may we only burn what we intend to.